All aboard and point me toward the all-day childcare.

I am out of town and indulging. Who’d have thought this UnSavvy Traveler would be enjoying a cruise?

Since I am gone and you miss me so much, I will be posting travel writing of a different nature. After all, unless one is David Foster Wallace, what is there to say about cruise ship traveling? “I overate, I drank too much, I gussied up for dinner a couple nights, and the excursions were tourist traps.” Riveting.

Go read my essay. Reading is good. It’s like eating broccoli with your brain.