Your Writing Prompt for Nowhere-Near-Annual Frozen Fish Head Haiku Contest

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Author: allehall

I am a writer. I write to explore childhood: literary essays and short fiction, journalism, and three haiku. My published work expresses my belief that everything which did or did not happen to me as a child is manifesting in everything that is or is not happening to me today. More importantly, it is also manifesting for my children. I believe funny is the new navel-gazing, and that the best funny keeps a penny's worth of serious in an accessible pocket. Little-known fact: I have a completed novel decorating the inside of a desk drawer. Perhaps it is not funny enough.

7 thoughts on “Your Writing Prompt for Nowhere-Near-Annual Frozen Fish Head Haiku Contest”

    1. Awe-some, Preeva. I wish I could let you know before April 17th – but the 17th is the day! Also, I wish I could award you $17 for the hilarious comment. I’ve missed reading funny haiku, since they’ve stopped coming in every day. Thanks for dropping me a giggle..

  1. Did you get lots of funny haikus? Here is one for today: “Pickles are served with – ribs so people think they are – eating something green”

    1. Thanks Neal. I love this, and — guilty! Although it was an all-natural, grass-fed, politically correct cow murder. No bun! Lettuce-wrapped. Gluten free! Do the French Fries count as vegetable as well?

      PS. Seattlites should know the place: Blue Moon Burger. “Making you feel better about terrible choices.” (I should have asked them for comic haiku … )

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